UNIQUE JOB OPPORTUNITY:
Have you ever dreamt of working with, being treated like, and/or being covered in human excrement? Then maybe a job in w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶a̶g̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶, er, INDEPENDENT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is for you.
TRAINING FEES:
-ONLY $1,500-$5,000
SALARY:
-$0 to start
-after 5 to 20 years of service… I mean, what were you looking to get?…
Would you be willing to take half of that? Sorry, we didn’t get the crowd we had expected this time.
REQUIREMENTS:
-no previous experience required
-athletic physique and/or athletic ability preferred but not required.
-must be able to endure physical pain and work with injury.
-must be able to work the entire weekend.. like, the ENTIRE weekend. Literally, every second.
-must be willing to travel.
-hotel accommodations will not be provided. Must be willing to stay with someone you don’t really know or sleep in your vehicle.
Transportation fees will not be reimbursed.
Reliable transportation/vehicle is preferred, though not required, so long as you can convince a co-worker with a vehicle to drive you multiple hours for little to no money, under the guise that it’d be a great way to get noticed, that he/she might be able to get a temporary spot on the crew for the day, which in turn could lead to long term employment in an INDEPENDENT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING event, also for little or no money.
-must be willing to appear on podcast(s) with no more than 144 followers to promote INDEPENDENT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING events in your free time.
-must be able to provide your own INDEPENDENT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING uniform (spandex trunks/tights, knee pads, kick pads, PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING boots, etc), as one will not be provided for you.
If you’re unable to find a provider for an original uniform, a generic outfit with pleather and stars can be provided through EBAY, or if all else fails, HOT TOPIC.
-must shake hands with every co-worker and member of upper management at the start and at the end of every shift. Violation of this rule may lead to constant bad mouthing behind your back and/or termination.
BENEFITS:
N/A
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Start living your dream in INDEPENDENT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING now!
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