Viva La Lucha Libre
Lucha Underground 1/21/15
Written by Mark Adam Haggerty
If you're looking for the most up-to-date and consistent coverage of Lucha Libre in America, then you've come to the right place. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Mark Adam Haggerty and this is "Viva La Lucha Libre"—the once-weekly review and critique chronicling the fastest rising wrestling promotion in the industry today, Lucha Underground. A champion was crowned two weeks ago and since then the action has only escalated. How did this week's episode fare by comparison? Let's start talking about the January 21st edition of Lucha Underground.
Lucha Underground begins per usual with a sweeping display of Los Angeles including close-up shots of the US Bank building, the tallest structure in LA. Matt Striker and Vampiro welcome the audience at home while trying to hear themselves speak over the in-house band currently electrifying the faithful inside the Temple. The first match on Lucha Underground this week is a tag team contest pitting the "Crew" of Big Ryck against the colorful duo of Mascarita Sagrada and Pimpenela Escarlata. The Crew consists of Cisco and Cortez, with the enigmatic Bael at ringside as well. Cisco swipes the spotlight from the ring announcer and instructs her to call him Mr. Cisco, and with that the match is underway! Castro Cortez and Mr. Cisco are actually solids hands inside the ring with over a decade of experience each, they might be the last legitimate "journeyman wrestlers" in the industry. Escarlata is by far the most popular Luchador in the match, wowing the Southern California crowd with his seemingly out-of-context repertoire of spectacular stunts. Unfortunately the fiercely formidable team of Sagrada and Escarlata proved no match for the experienced comradery exhibited between Cortez and Cisco. The fancy footwork of Pimpenela Escarlata would be his undoing as Cisco took advantage, lifting the exotico in the air for a stun-gun down onto the knees of Cortez, knocking the air out of Escarlata's lungs and securing the win for the Crew.
Big Ryck who had emerged on the scene halfway through the match entered the ring, cigar-in-hand and ready to deliver a powerful message to the faithful, as well as his cronies standing in the squared circle. Ryck handed his half-smoked cigar to Cisco and proceeded to speak. "I'm here to let every single one of you know," he turned to the Crew, and continued, "Every single one of you. We all must appear, before the judgement—of Big Ryck." With his final words spoken, the Crew launched an unforeseeable assault on their now-former leader, knocking Ryck to the canvas and continuing their onslaught with a kendo stick stashed at ringside. As the brutality ceased, Cisco smoked the cigar Ryck handed him and an even more devious idea dawned on the defunct leader of the Crew. Bael and Cortez used all their might to hold the superheavyweight down to the mat, as Cisco kneeled and lowered the burning ember of the cigar into Ryck's open eye. He held it there against Ryck's thrashing attempts at relief for several seconds, until finally the Crew ceased and exited the Temple. Matt Striker would later tell us that Ryck was off to a nearby hospital and that we'd be updated with his condition, however no news ever came about what would happen to Big Ryck's right eye.
Back from break and Dario Cueto is in his office paying inordinately large sums of money to members of the Crew. He tells them that if they continue watching his back, he'll dig even deeper—presumably for more money, but perhaps a title shot might be in store for members of the Crew? Back at the announce desk and Vampiro has a special interview he filmed with the newest member of the Lucha Underground roster, the man who dismantled Prince Puma after his title match last week with Fenix, Cage. Sitting across from one another, Vampiro has a great interview style that stays objective but pushes boundaries in order to play "devil's advocate." He tells Cage that there's a lot of heat on him, and wants to know what makes him think he deserves a top spot after just one week. Cage tells him that he doesn't care about the heat, that Lucha Underground isn't some high school where he's trying to be the most popular wrestler, and that his time is now. Vampiro scorns the dangerous monster once more saying, "I look at you and all I see is a kid with big arms and a big ego." Cage tells him that anyone who's ever been in the ring with him knows that he's a machine, and even challenged Vampiro to step back inside the ring, should he ever want to try his fate.
The next bout features Super Fly in one-on-one action against the highly skilled Pentagon Jr. Pentagon dominates the entire match, using the ringside environment to his advantage. As Super Fly gets some momentum in his favor, the same mysterious Asian woman from episode's past appears in the crowd, this time wearing a "Staff" t-shirt and a backstage pass around her neck. No time to focus on the questionable curiosities of this unknown entity, as this match is over in just a matter of moments. The more conservatively-styled Pentagon hoisted �Fly into a pile driving predicament, only to secure the legs and deliver a decisive package pile driver. Following the final bell, Pentagon spoke in Spanish although subtitled for us gringos: "I thought Chavo Guerrero was a legend. I thought he could help me. But you know what? He is a fraud! But the more important thing is I know there is someone willing to join forces with me, and is willing to help me! Because I am Pentagon Jr! No Fear!" To whom might the Mexican talent with the Japanese influence be referring? Could the mysterious woman we've seen since day one have anything to do with Pentagon's recent revelation, or might it be Blue Demon—the man who got his revenge against Chavo last week? I suppose it could also always be El Patron, but I imagine he has bigger things in mind when he makes his Lucha Underground debut.
Lucha Underground goes in directions than the WWE would ever dream to, especially in the next matchup of Sexy Star versus Mariachi Loco. Mariachi is an interesting character; described by Striker as an Anaheim waiter, working for tips when he's not working for the fans. Striker even says Mariachi has been known to accept dollar bills from the fans at ringside, but apparently only in contests where he comes out on top. When describing Sexy to the audience at home, Striker makes mention of popular WWE women's champions such as the Fabulous Moolah, Trish Stratus, and Lita—to which Vampiro replies, "What?! Come on. Maybe Moolah." Striker asked Vampiro where he would put Sexy in line with those other competitors, leaving the former Juggalo champion almost speechless, "Uh—I mean, I think Sexy is a little bit beyond…" The match moves forward as Sexy Star lays into Mariachi Loco, maintaining the edge from beginning to end until finally nailing the coffin shut with a variety of fantastical maneuvers, earning the 1-2-3 in the process. I'll be interested to see who Sexy Star is booked against now that her bitter rivalry with Chavo Guerrero has presumably come to an end.
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The main event has been building since the infantile weeks of Lucha Underground when King Cuerno and Drago were first introduced to the faithful inside the Boyle Heights Temple. Cuerno and Drago each enter with their usual fanfare and ritualistic behaviors until finally this, "Last Luchador Standing" match is set to commence. Almost immediately, the �rudo' known as King Cuerno tosses his adversary onto the arena floor where many of the most compelling moments of their rivalry have already occurred. The ovation from the crowd keeps Drago from losing momentum, but the demonic �tecnico' is soon devastated by Cuerno who performs a beautifully executed running sit-down powerbomb on the outside, a maneuver Matt Striker refers to as a "Bubba Bomb." Striker does that a lot, whether it's on Lucha Underground or Championship Wrestling from Hollywood; he even referred to the double-team finisher by the Crew as a, "3D into a Code Breaker." Call me old fashioned, but I much prefer the technical names given to moves that clearly define the action therein. Both Striker and Vampiro touch upon Cuerno being a hunter, citing examples such as the way he physically dissects Drago from a standing position down to one knee. Drago manages to gain the advantage, but only for a short while as Cuerno's lightning quick reflexes make his dreaded "Arrow from the Depths of Hell" virtually inescapable. Former WWE referee Marty Elias, now serving as Lucha Underground's senior official, begins to count Drago while Cuerno rummages around under the ring in search of a weapon. After more back and forth interplay involving the same sort of table from the previous week, Cuerno finally finds the answer to his problem—rope. Cuerno continued his attack on Drago until he lay defenseless in the ring. King Cuerno strung strand after strand of thick rope around the torso of Drago, effectively tying him to the bottom turnbuckle. Try as he might to escape, there was no hope for Drago as Marty Elias had already reached a count of ten by the time Cuerno finished wrapping his enemy in rope.
Another exciting show on the El Rey Network—perhaps less action-packed than previous episodes, but this week's installment helped to set the stage for several programs going forward. Coming out of tonight's event, Big Ryck has a personal vendetta to settle with The Crew; Pentagon Jr. teased someone "willing to help him" in Lucha Underground; Cage spelled out his agenda for Vampiro; and the rivalry between King Cuerno and Drago has reached an insurmountable climax. What else can we expect from the death-defying Luchadors of what's soon becoming the second most popular wrestling program in America? Join me next week for another edition of "Viva La Lucha Libre."