The Highlight of the Night
The Top Moments from Raw
Written by Mark Adam Haggerty
Wrestlemania is only four weeks away, and tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw emanated from my home—the GARDEN STATE of New Jersey! Of course now I live on the West Coast and was in Las Vegas for Ring of Honor when all of my friends were heading to the Prudential Center, but I dare say this was the best episode of Raw since the start of the New Year. I’m certainly apprehensive about the upcoming “Grand Daddy of Them All,” but if the next three weeks follow tonight’s lead, I think we’ll be in good shape by the time the “Road to Wrestlemania” ends right here in California. New Jersey has always been a hotbed for independent wrestling, and I think this episode was staggered in a way so that it appealed to the die-hard fans in Newark. My name is Mark Adam Haggerty, with you as always to deliver my “Highlight of the Night”—The Top Moments from Raw. Let’s get started with a very special HONORABLE MENTION…
Honorable Mention
Aside from the “Macho Man” Randy Savage, this year’s Hall of Fame class leaves quite a bit to be desired. Arnold Schwarzenegger is being advertised based on his one-night appearance on Smackdown in 1999, rather than his close relationship with Superstar Billy Graham and other WWWF Superstars during the 1970s and ‘80s. The Bushwhackers will always hold a special place in my heart, but can’t compare to the British Bulldogs, Strike Force, the Hart Foundation or any number of other teams from that era, who are not in the Hall. Rikishi most certainly deserves the honor, and I’m happy his sons have been tasked with inducted him, but is Rikishi really a big enough name to be the second biggest induction of the year? Tonight the WWE announced another name for this year’s class of 2015—a woman who not only belongs in the Hall of Fame, but probably should have gone in long before Trish Stratus and Lita. Of course I’m talking about Madusa AKA Alundra Blayze. I honestly thought that she was blacklisted by the WWE, but I guess that’s not the case. Congratulations to the former 3-time WWF Women’s champion—I can’t wait to see who inducts her in Santa Clara.
5. Bray’s Burning Casket
Cheap-Heat’s Gary Mastriano is a very talented wrestling journalist, who also happens to be one of my oldest friends—but Gary and I are divided as to how this year’s Undertaker storyline is set to play out. When Bray Wyatt appeared in the Undertaker’s casket at Fastlane, I received a text from Gary that read: “So am I supposed to be excited by the Undertaker?” Meanwhile, I’m marking out just as much as my first name might suggest. I think this could be a really cool program, however I can certainly understand why Gary has his reservations. The Undertaker has had consistent contests at every Wrestlemania from 23 with Batista, up until 29 against CM Punk. Unfortunately, the “Dead Man’s” last outing was such a disappointment that hundreds upon thousands of self-proclaimed “Creatures of the Night” are now turning on the idea of “one more match.” Regardless of whether you’re excited to see the “Phenom” square off against the “Eater of Worlds,” Wyatt has been highly impressive since starting down this path, especially tonight when he set fire to the casket he constructed in honor of the Undertaker. Might we get some sort of stipulation, such as a Casket Match? Will we see the Undertaker before Wrestlemania, or will he save his return for Levi Stadium? Bray’s character is so much more defined than the rest of the roster, which could come easier for Superstars playing specific roles, such as a backwoods cult leader in a rocking chair. I’m excited to see how the next three weeks of Raw will go now that Bray Wyatt has already torched one of the Undertaker’s signature symbols, and look forward to their meeting on March 29th.
4. The IC Title Belt
Various historians will suggest that the Intercontinental Championship is the most prestigious singles title in the WWE, and while that might have been true once-upon-a-time, the current state of the belt is questionable at best. I remember a six-year period lasting from 2003 until 2008, where the IC championship wasn’t defended at Wrestlemania. That’s ridiculous—especially when research uncovers an eleven-year streak of defenses broken only by the “Hollywood Backlot Brawl” at Wrestlemania 12. I think it was probably the influx of WCW championships, such as the Cruiserweight and U.S. titles, that watered down the IC belt. When the roster was split, I imagine pushing the Intercontinental Champion as a main eventer might have been the better route to take, rather than introducing a SECOND world championship. All that being said, I think we COULD be on the verge of a new era for the white leather IC belt. Just because the title wasn’t defended at one third of all Wrestlemanias, doesn’t mean there haven’t been an enormity of stellar champions since, including Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, and even Dolph Ziggler. The shenanigans revolving around the “stolen” title belt aside, the opening matchup between Ambrose and Barrett did more than just offer a comedic outlet for R Truth, it introduced each of the key players going forward. I think everyone involved, including the former NWA world champion R Truth, has a good shot at becoming the next champion. I don’t want Ambrose to win, as I feel both he and Barrett are the kind of unestablished talent that’s tainted the title, especially as Wade has held the belt what—FOUR times, already? Dolph Ziggler and Luke Harper are both incredibly talented workers, either of whom I would be happy to see walk out of Santa Clara holding the championship title high. But truth be told, as much as I love Ron Killings, there’s no plausible finish that doesn’t include Daniel Bryan wearing the belt, leading 70,000 fans in a “Yes” chant. If the WWE plans to build the U.S. championship with John Cena, then who better to bring back a level of dignity to another historic title belt than Daniel Bryan? I also imagine the WWE isn’t interested in another mutiny should Bryan fail to win a big match, particularly at Wrestlemania 31. The intercontinental championship might be a consolation prize for now, but I predict exponential growth for the title and its future holders, mainly due to the countless number of NXT stars set to break through to the main roster.
3. Axelmania!
I pick a lot of my moments based on what they represent, or what they might lead to later on—but this was truly a must-see moment that I dare say isn’t going to lead anywhere. John Cena came out and addressed the Newark audience, talking about how he wants to wrestle Rusev at ‘Mania, but will instead enter his name in the “Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.” This doesn’t sit well with Stephanie McMahon for SOME reason—did Cena say anything disrespectful? I understood the idea of Stephanie taking offense to Cena throwing around a name like Andre, but he didn’t do it in a blasphemous way. He simply stated that he would be entering the ‘Battle Royal. The back and forth between the fourth-generation McMahon and the fifteen time world champion was outstanding; I love it when Stephanie gets on her moral high horse in situations like this, suggesting that Cena can’t just announce he’s in a match—“since when do Superstars book their own matches?” This continued until the BIGGEST pop of the night; as Cena argued with Stephanie, the music hit and Curtis Axel appeared, wearing a Hulkamania-style t-shirt with “Axel” replacing “Hulk.” What really moved me about this segment was a combination of how over Curtis Axel was, and how great he came across on the microphone. He’s clearly been rehearsing in the mirror, as he didn’t slip or stumble, and made every word count in making the overture to challenge John Cena at Wrestlemania. Personally, I would really like to see that match—not more than Cena vs. Rusev II, but I think there’s true potential in an Axel/Cena squabble, especially if John Cena can capture the U.S. championship. Axel was in the zone, as he mimicked Hulk Hogan’s mannerisms PERFECTLY. But John Cena wasn’t done talking just because he was set to compete. In a calm and cool tone, Cena warned Curtis that he should really get out of the ring, because if the match starts, he “will not walk out.” The match was a squash, but the story of the segment was the shirt-ripping and pandering by Axel. I’ll admit that I’ve been down on this guy since he split from Paul Heyman, but given his extraordinary pedigree, I think we’ve just now started to see what the “Axe Man” is capable of.
2. Triple H Fires Booker T
While the showdown between Triple H and Sting is sure to be the biggest match at ‘Mania, I’m not 100% confident in the way that WWE is structuring their rivalry. For one thing, WCW closed FOURTEEN years ago—why is this program based on WWF’s feud with World Championship Wrestling? I think there’s a story to be told based on what Booker suggested in the ring with Hunter; perhaps the reason Sting never signed has more to do with the political atmosphere in the WWE, rather than his desire to continue on with the NWA. There’s been a lot of rumors in the past about Hunter and his “friends” burying talent before they have a chance to get over, so there’s certainly a chance Triple H didn’t want Steve Borden stealing his spotlight in 2001. With Rey Mysterio now gone, Booker T is the last vestige of WCW, outside of the U.S. championship, so it makes all the sense in the world for him to get involved in a WCW storyline. I thought Triple H’s promo was really good, and it helped fill in the gaps between 2001 and the upcoming match at ‘Mania. I wasn’t sure what to expect when Triple H “fired” Booker T. Obviously he wasn’t really fired, this isn’t TNA—people aren’t terminated on television when they least expect it. But I didn’t think he was going to invite Book’ back to the announce desk so soon. I thought for sure he would have let the ‘Universe believe that he fired Booker T, only to have him return the following week. But I guess it worked as a part of what Triple H was trying to convey, and that is the greatest extent of his power in the WWE. I hope to hear from Sting before the match, perhaps he’ll have some incite as to how the past fourteen years have been for him as an outsider looking in. I think it’s safe to say Sting will go over at Wrestlemania, he’ll probably hang around the roster for a year, wrestle Undertaker in Dallas, and go into the WWE Hall of Fame as part of the Class of 2016.
1. “The Daily Show” starring Seth Rollins
It’s funny how celebrity involvement works in professional wrestling; oftentimes outside personalities get booed off the stage, as was the case with Kathie Lee and Hoda during their Susan G. Komen cross-promotional appearance. But sometimes a guest clicks in a way that even the most ardent internet fans are impressed, and that’s what we had tonight with the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart. I was confused as to how a TV show from a Viacom network might interact with Universal properties, but was pleasantly surprised when I heard the official Daily Show theme, and saw a pretty convincing mock-set. Seth was pretty entertaining, and made me laugh on occasion with his routine jabs at Jon Stewart’s success as a film director. I respect Jon Stewart because he’s obviously a wrestling fan. Both he and his pal Adam Sandler can be seen at multiple events on either side of the country. When Jon listed some of the most influential names in history, such as Bruno, Hogan, and Austin, he clearly knew what he was talking about, which made me trust what he had to say relating to Seth’s position at Wrestlemania. Leave it to a comedian to get to the point—“What has the Authority done for Seth Rollins?” As Jon said, it’s not Seth in the main event at Wrestlemania, it’s not Seth challenging for the world title, and no matter what, it won’t be Seth who reigns supreme in California. I really liked the brutal honesty from Stewart, playing Devil’s advocate, even suggesting that Seth Rollins might be too good for the Authority. I especially enjoyed Stewart’s repartee with J&J Security—I imagine the “Katzenjammer Kids” reference went well over the head of the WWE Universe. In the end, Jon Stewart walked the line of sensibility to perfection; he didn’t engage in an official match such as Seth Green, but he also didn’t half-ass his appearance as did Al Sharpton. He came to Monday Night Raw with a purpose, and that was to use his enormous celebrity to enhance the developing program between Randy Orton and Seth Rollins. He wasn’t there to push a book, or a movie, or even his upcoming comedy special that was mentioned in passing after his appearance. Following the low-blow to Rollins, Jon Stewart ran up the ramp swinging his jacket in victory. When he got to the back, he gave the best interview of the night, frantically inquiring whether or not he was safe backstage. Jon Stewart proved tonight that he is more than just a celebrity, he is a member of the WWE Universe, and for one night, he was a SUPERSTAR!
I’m still not sure what kind of main event to expect out of Brock Lesnar, an unpredictable world champion with no contract in place after ‘Mania, and Roman Reigns, who has yet to connect with the WWE Universe. I’m quite impressed with the WWE’s effort in building up the undercard in such a dynamic way. About three months ago I started writing an article about John Cena as IC champion, and how a Superstar of his magnitude could positively influence the title. I ended up scrapping the idea however, as Cena is now challenging for the U.S. belt and Daniel Bryan is in the intercontinental hunt. I’ll be the first to admit that the WWE’s current landscape is littered with potholes and pitfalls, but it reminds me of that old saying—about breaking eggs to make an omelet? I think I’ll leave you with that. Until next week this has been Mark Adam Haggerty reminding you to keep checking out Cheap-Heat and to follow me on Facebook by LIKING “Mark Haggerty’s Pro Wrestling.”
